Shakespeare love poems for her

Bill Shakespeare was a bowling alley manager from Maine who began writing poetry at the age of 62 after retiring due to a broken foot sustained in a lane-jumping incident. His first collection–”Straight Through The Middle Of The 7-10 Split”–was published in 1973 and is a series of 142 sestinas describing the agony of lost love told from the perspective of a bowling pin. Just kidding. You know who Shakespeare is.